“They thought all along that they could call me a libertarian and hang that label around my neck like an albatross, but I’m not a libertarian,” Paul says between Lasik surgeries at his medical office, where his campaign is headquartered, with a few desks crammed between treatment rooms. “Frankly, I’d rather be coming from the [...]

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Zombama (\ˈzäm-ˈbä-mə\): noun, one who blindly follows President Barack Obama’s every wish and supports every piece of legislation he supports/signs, no matter how un-Democratic the policy is. See also: redneck and homophobe.  Antonym: Paultard, Truther, and freedom fighter. There, now I think I’ve managed to offend everyone who could possibly be reading!  Happy Halloween, and [...]

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Enjoy! Let’s start with the depressing: Afghanistan General Stanley McCrystal sees no indication of an al-Qaeda presence in Afghanistan.  So, could we maybe, GTFO or is killing brown people too much fun? Sheldon Richman of the Foundation for Economic Education discusses some of the problems with raising tariffs on cheap Chinese tires.  I liked this [...]

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Enjoy! I absolutely, 100% must have Star Wars chopsticks for all of my chopstick eating needs. I can’t believe I forgot this article last time, but in Famous Last High School Bitches: A Rant, Michelle Dean wonders where all the Darlene Conners, Angela Chases, and Blossom Russos went. In completely unpredictable news: Ron Paul is [...]

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..in two words: Ron Paul.  Okay, three, if you’d prefer to roll with “Ron Paul rEVOLution REVOlution.” A manarchist must have been hanging out at Passyunk and Bainbridge. Every time a member of Campaign for Liberty parrots off the “Ron Paul Loves Freedom” standard talking points, God kills a kitten, then Rickrolls some unsuspecting n00b, [...]

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