New glasses and (relatively) freshly dyed Fuschia Fatale hair, win!

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Finally, I’m almost at stage two of completing my major dental work.  In 6 days, I will be heading up to Penn Dental to get my dental implant.  I am so not looking forward to it.  Luckily, it’s only going to set us back around $300 (thank the gods I do not believe in for dental [...]

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I made the mistake of adding an acquaintance from elementary/middle/high school on Facebook and every day since then, I’ve been treated to some griping via Facebook status about her life.   These gripes make up the bulk of her Facebook statuses and usually consist of the following: Wah, my job sucks. Wah, where I live [...]

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Yep, I said it.  I hate the holiday, even despite the pretty awesome and radical roots of it. I spent the entire day sobbing, looking up adoption stories, and eating boxed macaroni and cheese.  Because, you know, you probably would, too, if you had an (almost) eleven year old out there and if no one [...]

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And to Shirley McClaine‘s psychic friend lovin’ ass And to MechaStreisand And to Jean-Paul Gaultier And to Mumia Abu-Jamal And to Cedric the Entertainer‘s overrated ass And to Eric Balfour‘s not gettin’ enough work ass And to Kelly Clarkson‘s Girl Power-lite ass But most importantly, it’s a happy birthday to me!

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I guess I’m in a bit of a funk right now. Blame it on me being out of the city, but you know, shit is just wearing me down. Maybe it’s my softer side coming out, or maybe it’s just that I’ve hit my breaking point. As I mentioned in a Facebook status earlier today, [...]

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NOTE (JUNE 20, 2010): COMMENTS CLOSED. I bet that Matthew Roberts, birthson of Charles Manson, is so thrilled that he looked into his family tree! So, apparently the State of NJ is looking to open up sealed adoption records. I love shit like this.  You entered a contract that stipulates you will have no contact [...]

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For clarity’s sake, I’ve added a brand spankin’ new “politics” page.  I’m getting a little annoyed with assumptions, so I’ve decided to set the record straight.  Or some shit like that. We are in the process of moving, looking for a new place, and all the minute shit that goes along with that.  Between that [...]

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One year ago today, I decided to invite over an acquaintance to my (then) house. Over the next three months, we began seeing one another with increasing frequency, and on January 13th, to be exact, we began officially dating.  But since it’s us, we’ve opted to celebrate the “fun” anniversary and (maybe) the sappy anniversary. [...]

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btdubz? I went from 28 to 27 teeth on Thursday.  I, as a pale and pasty faced Drunkenatheist, made it to Penn oral surgery at 10 and was back in an exam room by 10:10.  Right away, the oral surgery students started to run a big shpiel about nitrous.  A minute in, my mouth said [...]

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