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29 days (or something like that)

May 23rd, 2009 · No Comments

Tomorrow marks one month since my last cigarette. I think I’m okay with that, but the verdict is still out. If only my fucking throat would stop hurting, I’d be a lot happier about quitting.

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Ugh.

May 7th, 2009 · 2 Comments

So, I’m now 12 days into being a preachy ex-smoker fuck. The biggest reason I didn’t want to quit (aside from the fear of gaining a little bit of weight) was that once you go from addict to former addict, it’s like going from uber cool to fucking dork. Like, your Tuesday night goes from [...]

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Tags: angst! · not smoking is retarded · real life nonsense

Hmph

September 27th, 2007 · No Comments

I haven’t been feeling very focused lately, but I’ve made some fabulous purchases. If Blogger wasn’t being such an impotent penis, I could make a pretty post with pretty photos and show you what I’ve purchased. But that isn’t the case, so you’ll just have to rely on my fantabulous describing skillz. I bought pretty [...]

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Smoking. :(

September 26th, 2007 · No Comments

I haven’t had a cigarette since 9.17.07. (Mom, if you’re reading, sorry. Don’t read my public blog if you don’t want to see things that might piss you off.) For those not in the know, I love to smoke and it’s the only thing I’ve ever truly been addicted to. So now I’m experiencing post-quitting [...]

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Quitting smoking (one of the first of many attempts)

June 1st, 2003 · 7 Comments

Ok, so barring cheating/slip-ups, I quit a little over a week ago. If we count slip-ups/cheats, then the official date is one week ago. See, I count the point that I stopped buying cigarettes as my “quit date,” because, to me, the distinction between whether or not I am a smoker is made when I [...]

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