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2008 recap

December 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

I had some high hopes for ‘08 because ‘07 had pretty much sucked (or so I thought).  I split with my ex-boyfriend, spent almost 4 months crashing with friends, and the year ended with a nasty head cold that began on December 30th.  I guess the biggest thing that made 2007 so sucky was that [...]

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Tags: HAHA I WIN! · aspierations · at the end of the day the holocaust still happened · booze on yr breath always makes girls horny · gushy · hipsters are bringing this neighborhood down! · i'm just sayin · interwebz · libertarians have silly politics · real life nonsense · roomies! · samedarkclouds · wait what? · when the interwebz attacks!

It’s fucking hilarious how shit works out.

December 9th, 2008 · No Comments

A year and a half ago, I picked an argument with my live-in boyfriend for the sole purpose of breaking up with him.  Before I left for class, I calmly announced “maybe I should get my own apartment.”
He dropped me off at the train and came back after work with my dog.  I remember feeling [...]

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Tags: gushy · real life nonsense · wait what?

Can I ask a question? Tell you a story? Listen to your orgasms?

November 16th, 2008 · No Comments

So.
I have a story to tell.
Late last week, Roommate #1 and I decided to have a happy, nice little dinner.  Wine, food, beer, friends…just hanging out, drinking some wine, eating some food, me getting laid by my Libertarian Male Suitor, a fairly sedate weekend for us.
Our friends started filing into our house, we eat, drink, [...]

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Tags: HUGBOX · all for the lulz · aspierations · boom boom ain't it great to be crazy? · booze on yr breath always makes girls horny · dramz · hipsters are bringing this neighborhood down! · i'm just sayin · libertarians have silly politics · martha stewart is so punk rawk! · o rly? · real life nonsense · stop on a whammy! · wait what? · you so crazy!

An open letter..

October 15th, 2008 · No Comments

Dear Fellow Third Party Hippies,
Please, please, please realize that acting like a confrontational turd is NOT the way to get things done.  It is the anti-way to get things done.
The proper way to get shit done is to actually TALK to others, even if you disagree with them, and try to come to a MUTUAL [...]

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Tags: angst! · dramz · feminism · i'm just sayin · o rly? · politicks · real life nonsense · stop on a whammy! · wait what?

My two favorite things!

October 13th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Right-wing extremists and sports!  Oh yippee!

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Tags: politicks · stop on a whammy! · wait what?

Diss rap

October 5th, 2008 · No Comments

1) No, I did not write this.
2) No, I do not support the distasteful language used in it, but am reposting it here in the interest of free speech and because I think it’s funny.
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Yo I heard some muthafuckas be gettin on my bitch [drunkenatheist]’s shit…
UH-UHHHHHHHHH you haven’t heard?
Bout to sushi a ching-chong, cuz I [...]

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Tags: IRONY! · dramz · hipsters are bringing this neighborhood down! · i'm just sayin · interwebz · o rly? · real life nonsense · stop on a whammy! · that's gay · too bad so sad · wait what? · when the interwebz attacks!

tee hee

September 25th, 2008 · 4 Comments

I’d love to say that “JuicyGate” was all a ploy to bump my blog stats, but jacking up my website visits was simply a great side effect.
Is this how intrawebz phenomena start?

Sphere: Related Content

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Tags: IRONY! · dramz · i'm just sayin · interwebz · o rly? · too bad so sad · wait what? · when the interwebz attacks!

Sometimes I do things that are a little rash

September 22nd, 2008 · 7 Comments

(AKA - A Defense of Trolling)
There are some things we need to note before I can continue with this post:
A) I’m a lil bit white trash.  I have no problems admitting this and, frankly, I’d rather come from working class roots than have everything handed to me by Mommy and Daddy without ever understanding the [...]

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Tags: IRONY! · big dummies · boom boom ain't it great to be crazy? · dramz · i'm just sayin · interwebz · o rly? · real life nonsense · that's gay · wait what? · when the interwebz attacks!

Dissapointing

September 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

Maybe it’s just me, but Temple seemed to get a lot uglier over the summer.
Bye-bye, cheap & meaningless school hookups.  I’m sticking to the bars.

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Tags: too bad so sad · wait what?

Jesus Christ… Republicans are dropping like flies!

July 12th, 2008 · No Comments

First Jesse Helms, now Tony Snow.
For the record, no, I’m not going to post something distasteful in his honor.  I save that for only deplorable individuals.

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Tags: politicks · wait what?